About

CineMEH is a movie review site created by Trent and Rik in February of 2010.

Its primary mission is to get you stoked on the bad, the awful, and the AWESOME.

Its secondary mission is to put pretentious bullshit in its place.

It currently doesn’t have a tertiary mission but is considering “to see some boobs and get high fives” as a viable option.

For a more verbose description, read the FAQ.

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About the Authors

Trent

Trent began life as a single cell organism. Through the brilliant use of mitosis, he grew exponentially inside a young woman’s womb, feeding off her nutrients like a parasite. When the woman’s body could no longer accommodate his incredible growth, he burst forth into the world in a brilliant flourish of blood and placenta. Over the following 28 years, he drank a lot of coffee, spent a lot of money on action figures, became very good at masturbating, and watched a lot of movies.
Not surprisingly, he has more cats than is necessary.

Rik

When Rik was seven, his dad gave him a broken camera and a used copy of Tim Burton’s “Batman” for xmas. Though he found no use for the broken camera, he soon fell in love with the silver screen. He’s probably watched, like, over 10,000 movies during his 27 years on this planet and is perfectly suited to tell you what you should (or shouldn’t) watch. He currently owns two dogs, two cats and a wife. They live together in front of a 41″ plasma television.
In retrospect, Rik should have taken up photography.